你沒看錯，他真的幫「偽娘」寫了一首歌！從酒吧看到這位辣妹之後，他一路上都在性幻想，直到他發現她其實是男的之後，事情也正好水到渠成了。
Dude(Looks Like a Lady)
原唱者：Aerosmith
發行年：1987
Dude looks like a lady
(這個男的，看起來像女人)
Dude looks like a lady
(這個男的，看起來像女人)
Cruised into a bar on the shore
(他晃進一個海邊的酒吧)
Her picture on the door
(她的照片在門上)
She a long lost love at first bite
(她是個消失的愛人)
Baby, maybe you’re wrong
(寶貝，也許你錯了)
But you know it’s all right, that’s right
(但是你知道這沒關係的)
Back stage we’re having the time
(在後台，我們有時間了)
Of our lives until somebody says
(作我們自己的事，直到有人說…)
“Forgive me if I seem out of line”
(原諒我，如果我出包了)
Then she whipped out a gun
(然後她突然抽出一把槍)
Tried to blow me away
(想要殺了我)
(註：Blow away有殺人的意思)
Dude looks like a lady
(他看起來就像個女人)
Dude looks like a lady
(他看起來就像個女人)
Dude looks like a lady
(他看起來就像個女人)
Dude looks like a lady
(他看起來就像個女人)
So never judge a book by its cover
(所以，永遠不要以貌取人)
Or who you gonna love by your lover
(也不要相信你眼前的女人)
Love put me wise to her love in disguise
(愛讓我瞎了眼)
She had the body of a Venus
(她超辣的)
Lord, imagine my surprise
(天啊，你能想像我的驚訝嗎？)
Dude looks like a lady
(他看起來就像個女人)
Dude looks like a lady
(他看起來就像個女人)
(Baby let me follow you down)
(寶貝，讓我跟蹤你回家)
Let me take a peek dear
(讓我偷看一下你在幹什麼？)
(Baby let me follow you down)
(寶貝，讓我跟蹤你回家)
Do me, do me, do me all night
(整個晚上都幫我，幫我…)
Turn the other cheek dear
(轉過來給我看看嘛…)
Do me, do me, do me, sue me
(幫我一個忙，來追我吧！)
What a funky lady
(多辣的女人啊！)
Oh, she like it, like it, like it, like it
(噢，她喜歡耶！)
Oh, he was a lady
(哦，她其實是男的！)
Dude looks like a lady
(搞了半天，她其實是男的！)
Dude looks like a lady
(搞了半天，她其實是男的！)
