砸了他的車，這次就讓他知道我的厲害，下次他要偷吃之前，應該就會考慮後果了吧？歌詞只用少許的關鍵字就呈現了很多畫面與背後的含意，實在是很高段。
Before He Cheats
原唱者：Carrie Underwood
發行年：2005
Right now he’s probably slow dancing
(我相信，他應該正在跳貼面舞吧)
With a bleached-blond tramp
(和誰呢？還用說嗎，一定是那個染假金髮的賤人)
(因為這是我的部落格，所以放我自己唱的)
‘And she’s probably getting frisky
(她現在應該很High)
Right now, he’s probably buying Her some fruity little drink
(現在，輪到他去買蜜桃淡酒，好為她助興)
‘Cause she can’t shoot whiskey
(因為她會裝模作樣，說自己酒量不好，不能喝威士忌，我呸)
Right now, he’s probably up behind her With a pool stick
(他現在應該在撞球檯邊，色色地摟著她)
Showing her how to shoot a combo
(噁心巴拉地要教她怎麼進球)
And he don’t know
(他還不知道)
I dug my key into the side
(他的車鑰匙在我這裡，而我已經鑽進他的車裡)
Of his pretty little souped-up 4 wheel drive
(在他那台改裝的SUV裡)
Carved my name into his leather seat
(我把我的名字刻在『真皮座椅』上)
I took a Louisville slugger (棒球棒的牌子) to both head lights
(還用球棒爆破了他的車頭燈)
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires
(接著在他的四個輪胎上都打了洞)
And maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats
(我想，這樣下次他偷吃的時候，應該會先考慮後果了吧)
Right now, she’s probably up singing some White-trash version of Shania karaoke(現在，這個加工的假女人，正在大唱『我要你的愛』，根本是假純情真淫蕩)
(註：形容這個假金髮辣妹很矯情造作，又一邊放出性暗示。這邊指Shania Karaoke，應該是她的卡拉OK點唱金曲：『Man, I feel Like a Woman』)
Right now, she’s probably saying, “I’m drunk”
(接著，她應該會說：『哦！寶貝，抱歉，我醉了』)
And he’s a thinking that he’s gonna get lucky
(而他，這下一定見獵心喜，他卯死了)
Right now, he’s probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom Polo→用三元美金買到的Polo古龍水，一般都放在廁所裡。
(他趕快拿出他的廉價古龍水，輕拍幾滴在身上)
Oh and he don’t know
(他不知道)
That I dug my key into the side
(我用他的鑰匙開了車門)
Of his pretty little souped-up 4 wheel drive
(摸進了他的把妹戰車裡)
Carved my name into his leather seat
(在皮椅上，用刀刻了我的名字)
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights
(用巨砲轟掉了他的車頭燈)
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires
(他的輪胎再也膨風不起來)
And maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats
(讓他知道我的厲害，看他下次還敢不敢)
I might’ve saved a little trouble for the next girl
(我這樣教訓他，也是為了其他的女性同胞好)
‘Cause the next time that he cheats
(下次他再偷吃的時候)
Oh, you know it won’t be on me!
(也和我沒關係了)
No, not on me
(我和他玩完了)
‘Cause I dug my key into the side
(我進了他的車)
Of his pretty little souped-up 4 wheel drive
(那台騷包、不知載過多少妹的SUV)
Carved my name into his leather seat
(在皮椅上，用刀留下我的名字)
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights
(他的車頭燈也化為碎片)
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires
(他的四個輪胎也被我爆了)
Maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats
(下次他就知道，偷吃是要付出代價的)
Oh, maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats
(下次他要把妹的時候，最好考慮清楚)
Oh, before he cheats
(把妹前，想清楚)
