分手時，愛很爛。
LOVE STINKS
原唱者: J. Geils Band
發行年：1980
You love her
(你愛她)
But she loves him
(不過，她愛的是他)
And he loves somebody else
(他愛的又是另一個)
You just can’t win
(亂搞一通)
And so it goes
(這年頭大家都這樣搞)
Till the day you die
(到底要糾纏到那一天啊？)
This thing they call love
(迷之音：『這就是愛啊！』)
It’s gonna make you cry
(你哭泣)
I’ve had the blues
(我靠腰)
The reds and the pinks
(女人，唉)
One thing for sure
(我只能結論一件事…)
Love stinks yeah yeah
(愛好爛，YA YA)
Love stinks yeah yeah
(我是好人，YA YA)
Love stinks yeah yeah
(這，就是愛)
Love stinks yeah yeah
(不用了，謝謝)
Two by two and side by side
(看人家出雙入對)
Love’s gonna find you yes it is
(你傻傻地以為，會找到真愛)
You just can’t hide
(桃花運來了，躲都躲不掉)
You’ll hear it call
(手機會響)
Your heart will fall
(你的心也瘋狂)
Then love will fly
(愛帶著你升空)
It’s gonna soar
(你會進入天堂)
I don’t care for any casanova thing
(結果……為什麼壞男人就是有人愛？)
All I can say is Love stinks
(我只想說：『去死去死！』)
Love stinks yeah yeah
(戀愛的人都是瘋子)
Love stinks yeah yeah
(愛是屁)
Love stinks yeah yeah
(愛很爛)
Love stinks yeah yeah
(世間根本沒有真愛)
I’ve been through diamonds
(我買鑽石)
I’ve been through minks
(我買貂皮)
I’ve been through it all
(我他媽全買了)
Love stinks
(又怎樣？我還是被甩)
Love stinks yeah yeah
(愛真爛)
Love stinks yeah yeah
(還是省省吧)
Love stinks yeah yeah
(我說什麼都是假的)
Love stinks yeah yeah
(只有愛很爛是真的)
